lol well translated it should be something like this:
Hi guys, i just want to hi to your wicked clan, woo it's cool and koen is leet man. You are very lucky to have him as you leader. I like your clan name, it's just too cool. Anyway i have to go, holland is on tv so i have to go, "have a wank yeaaa byee".
Ok only the last part i have no idea what he means.